
Is Matt Cutts the Google Santa? Inquiring minds want to know.
It’s that time of year when Google Santa is checking his list of the naughty and nice SEO boys and girls. The elves in Mountain View are beta testing the sleigh, giving the reindeer their fat holiday bonuses, and My Mapping an international flight plan to deliver his special brand of Google magic to IP addresses worldwide. And SEO boys and girls around the world are all busy composing their emails and help forum wish list posts asking Google Santa for Android smart phones, slick new search engine features and, of course, ponies.
Here’s the wish list the White Hat, Black Belt ninjas sent to Google Santa. You can rest assured we’ll be leaving cookies and link juice next to the chimney. We believe in Google Santa! You’re never too old! Yes, Virginia Nussey, there is a Google Santa!
(That may have been a little too much fun to write.)
Dear Google Santa,
The ninjas at White Hat, Black Belt have been good little white hat SEOs this year, and we have a few special things we’d like to see under the tree this year.
Becky would like the ability to add multiple administrators to a Google Places account to make profile management easier, and for profiles we claim to be displayed the same way the form is completed. Basically, Google Santa, she wants Google to trust her when she says that this is the URL, and these are the categories and such instead of thinking it knows better than she does and overriding her edits when everything is well within the published guidelines.
Patti would love a quick break down of the items that factor into the Google algorithm, complete with ratios, examples, and if it could update automatically like Caffeine, that would be wonderful. However, Google Santa, she’s well aware that this is tantamount to asking for a ’54 convertible in light blue, so maybe, just maybe, Google Santa could bring her a free could-based database system that mimics the database available with the MS Office Suite. It would make the Google Docs Suite so perfect and robust that she promises she’d never stray. Probably.
John, playing the little SEO brother, would like to mimic Becky’s request that Places accounts become easier to manage. John’s real problem is multiple accounts that are created for a single Place listing through online yellow pages, scammers trying to pushover our clients, or other listing sites that generate duplicate Google accounts. Google Santa tells me that I shouldn’t have multiple listings, and yet removing listings that you didn’t create is near impossible! Like Becky said, it’s a matter of Google “knowing” when to merge accounts, and then outright denying my request for the very same thing using their “report a problem”. If that’s not possible, Google Santa, then I’ll take the six billion dollars that Groupon turned down from you.