The SEO ninjas of “Whitehat, Blackbelt” are big fans of The Cosmetic Surgery Directory Blog and its author, Andrew Martin. Honestly, with blog titles like “Woman Crushes Watermelon with Torpedo-Sized Breast Implants”, how can we not love him? So when Heidi Montag’s publicity machine launched into overdrive after she underwent ten cosmetic surgery procedures in one day, Tara, Patti and Becky pulled off a ninja maneuver, kidnapping him to co-author a collaborative guest post as only Andrew can. Let’s face it – no matter what you may think of them, Heidi and Spencer are geniuses at the art of self-promotion, and there are some solid SEO lessons to be learned from their vapid antics. So many, in fact, that we’re presenting these profound insights to the world in a three part series. Read on, grasshoppers…

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